McCain Has No Friends Because He Has The Cooties.

I know, enough with the McCain stuff, right? But I had to post this because it is so completely unintentionally funny; from ABC's Politico:

"Another GOP strategist lamented that McCain lacked a core group of rich friends who were willing to part with their money. Harold Simmons, a Dallas billionaire, underwrote the entire cost of the initial Ayers ad for AIP — but his investment wasn’t matched by other wealthy Republicans.

“In 2004, Bush had a cadre of donors who wanted to see him succeed,” said this source, citing “oil guys.”

“But McCain doesn’t have that, and this is where it really hurts.”

I just have this mental image of lil' John McCain, sitting in the back of his bus, waiting for a friend to call, logging into MySpace to see if someone accepted his friend request, then to Facebook to see if anyone poked him back. Sarah Palin's like totally supposed to come over later and work on some homework, but she really doesn't like him and basically just sits there talking on her cell phone to her friends while he does all the work. She's such a slut. Then John's gonna go back to his bedroom and fall asleep watching Wings:MiGs Over Korea while thinking about someday becoming America's First Real Official Gladiator.

That Is All For Now.