Spam Quote Series #1

It's been a sad observation of mine that no modern poet brings me as much insight, laughter, and outright appreciation for the limitless possibilities of modern English as what comes through my spam box; as part of an ongoing series I'm starting right now, I'm going to start posting the spam titles that amuse me best. Today's is:

"Long time depressions can be dangerous for the state of mind of a person - stir her up with pink viagra."

Now, keeping in mind that Viagra is famously a little blue pill, nonetheless, I can see how generic brand Viagra could end depression, in the same way that I can see how boats would make good airplanes - if they could only get it up.

That Is All For Now.