Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Georgia's Private Language

"A Republican congressman from Georgia said Monday he fears that President-elect Obama will establish a Gestapo-like security force to impose a Marxist or fascist dictatorship.... 'We can't be lulled into complacency,' Broun said. 'You have to remember that Adolf Hitler was elected in a democratic Germany. I'm not comparing him [Barack Obama] to Adolf Hitler. What I'm saying is there is the potential.'"

From the AP wire, a loverly quote from a Georgia lunatic. Who happens to be a Representative from Georgia - Athens, surprisingly. What I love is that noting that there's a "potential" isn't the same as "comparing"; which is true, because I've always thought that Georgia representatives had the "potential" to be baby-feasting, widow-impaling, terrorists who use that sick nitrous mask thing Dennis Hopper had going on "Blue Velvet" - but I would never make that comparison at all. Nope. Not me. I also like how Obama could be either Fascist or Marxist, because there TOTALLY isn't a difference between them. Apparently all it takes to be a representative in Georgia is the ability to string together boogeyman phrases, like "Terror rapiss abortionists with hitler's big brother in Mexico and the aclu and Osama and Homos in New York City are abducting hostage planes to assault your drinking water." and you win the sweet electoral cake of Georgia politics. Seriously, there are days when these people sound like a Francis E. Dec recording....

That Is All For Now.

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