Sunday, November 2, 2008

Oh, I'm Gonna Miss Our Little Damaged Sarah When She Goes

Seriously, I've started to grow fond of Sarah Palin - she's so, so, so adorably dumb, and if it weren't for the fact that her ignorance lets her imagine for an instant she's bright enough to run anything that goes on in the lower 48, then I'd pat her on the head each time she tries and give her cookies often, because, well, she's apparently a gin-u-wine buffoon, like the kind we used to have in the South when some local banker made his addle-pated little brother mayor just so he didn't have to look at the idiot drooling on the deposit slips and molesting the tellers during lunch.

Here, she gets pranked by two Quebec shock-jocks, pretending to be President Nicholas Sarkozy. I will say this for her - she's a "real gal" enough to know that when you're pranked, you ask what radio station did it. If that had happened to Dubya, he would have just slammed down the phone - and if it had happened to Clinton or H.W., both of them would have instantly known something was wrong when their French came back with "wey" instead of "oui". I'm surprised she didn't request a song while she was at it. And as far as I can tell, this is the real deal. Awesome. Especially since it shows that Sarah Palin is so narcissistic, she thinks the President of France actually has time to personally call the substitute of a losing American senator. "Oh, well, he probably just wants to check in and show his support!" thinks Sarah, blissfully unaware of anything called "state protocol." "I hope he votes for me!"



That Is All For Now.

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